1/28/2012 (12:03am) 94,897 notes

That moment when you are trying to cheer up your friend

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ohmygodyes

(Source: shrek-bff, via melanieleeann512)

  • my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
  • me: Do you love your boyfriend?
  • my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
  • me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
  • my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
  • me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.

1/27/2012 (11:20pm) 20,866 notes

My heart aches already with out you next to me in this bed that was made for both of us to lay in. My heart goes out to you and your family more than ever. Be strong my little ginger snap. I will be waiting for you.

Question:

I miss you love. You are my biggest supporter and it means more than the world to me.

Asked by ohladieshowlovelyyouallare

Answer:

I miss you so much already. all I want is to be your rock

1/27/2012 (2:20am) 1 note

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mamimiexplosion:

No mimi’s were harmed during the making of these. :P

dear god

I cant….

omg

just for you baby! hopefully you see this when you are gone and it makes you smile!

liquorinthefront:

Sarah Shahi

why aren’t you in my bed?

liquorinthefront:

“The other day in the airport, a woman grabbed me by the collar of my jacket and tried to pull me out of the women’s restroom while informing me, ‘This is the ladies room!’ I almost responded with a line from a poem I wrote years ago: ‘Yes, I know. It’s just I didn’t feel comfortable sticking this tampon up my penis in the men’s room.’ Instead, I just laughed and told her to take her hands off my apparently very queer jacket.” -Andrea Gibson